TNFH Season 1 Episode 1

Episode 1: Revenge on Twerptle!

(We go to Kauai, Hawaii as the reality series begins. As we arrive outside the house, we see someone getting a camera ready as two familiar girls are waiting)

Lilo: Okay, Kenny, you got the camera ready.

Kenny McCormick: (mumbling) Yeah, everything is all side, all the cameras are focus on every room on the house.

Cream: (giggling) This is going to be sooooo cool! Okay, we're ready!

Shadow: Okay, Lilo and Cream, remember, your tasks are not to get caught got it? That's how Woody has succeeded in his reality series so far.

Lilo and Cream: Yeah!

Shadow: Okay, prepare yourselves. We're live in 5, 4, 3...

(The hedgehog was counting down begins and went silent as he put down the fingers meaning 2 and 1. Soon we hear music playing as an announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Hello, folks! Eager to seek revenge on people who piss you off? Well, you aren't the only ones! Welcome to the first episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Your hosts and prank meisters, Lilo Pelekai and Cream the Rabbit!

(We hear an audience applauding as Lilo speak up)

Lilo: Hey everyone! Welcome to the first episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, based on an actual reality series made by some guy name Woody. We toons has been dealing with bullies of our own just like Woody, picking on us, pushing us into mud, etc. etc.

Cream: Well, damn it, we have enough so it's time to teach the bullies a big lesson! We will do what Woody did before and play pranks that will make them regret the day they were ever drawn!

(The audience is heard laughing as Lilo and Cream sneak up to the house follows by Stitch and Cheese)

Lilo: We need to be silent as the first victim in our season premiere none other than that freak Mertle. A part of my ohana, she is still a big meanie.

Cream: Well, maybe we will have some 'fun' right, Cheese and Stitch?

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Stitch: Yeah!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: (giggling) Okay, folks, stay in your seats as the fun will soon begin! Time for some ass kicking! Hey, what do you expect? This show is not for young viewers.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: (happily) But watch anyway!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Inside the house, Myrtle Edmonds was sitting on her bed among her dolls.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Myrtle: (laughs) That Weirdlo is so hilarious when she was crying on seeing her Elvis records melted! I LOVE seeing that retard suffer! How could it get any better than this?

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: (spying through the crack of her door, glaring deathly at her, quietly) Oh, it will get better, all right, when I get back at you, Twerple!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: (winks) You got that right, Lilo. (giggles, as she, Lilo, Stitch and Cheese head to the first floor) Come on!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Stitch: Okay, let's start here. (heads into bathroom) This is gonna be so damn hilarious! (sees something useful) Aha! (picks it up) A bar of soap! This will come in handy!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: Good find, Stitch!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(The five, with Kenny still rolling, head to the kitchen and goes through the cabinet. Cream smirks as she get some hot sauce out)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: Ahhh, some hot sauce. Maybe we can give Twerple a hot start.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Shadow: (V.O.) Okay girls, you got some hot sauce and some soap. And try to figure out how to use them. And quickly, Myrtle is almost done in her bedroom.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: Okay, I got an idea.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Lilo opens the fridge and pulls out some milk labeled 'For Myrtle only'. With a smirk the girl pours the hot sauce into milk before putting it back)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: Hee hee hee.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Cheese goes through a drawer and takes out a can with a string to it)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cheese: Chao, chao, chao?

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Stitch: Ah, foam on a string. Nice!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Shadow: (V.O.) Myrtle is leaving her bedroom and is heading to the stairs for the kitchen.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: Keep the damn camera rolling, Kenny!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Kenny: (mumbling) Okay, keeping it rolling, Miss Rabbit!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(The five quickly heads up the other stairs to the second floor. And just in time as Myrtle has just came out of the first ones)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Myrtle: Okay, time for me to have my usual breakfast...

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(On the second floor, Cream saw something and picks it up)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: Look, glue!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Back in the kitchen, Myrtle pours herself some milk, unaware that Lilo's group has pour hot sauce into it. That is until the mean girl drank from it...and yelps in alarm as she screams, shooting out flames)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Myrtle: GAAAAAAHHHHHH!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Myrtle goes to the sink to get some water frantically while an offscreen audience laughs. Back upstairs, the group laughs in amusement as they hear their victim scream and curse)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Stitch: Stupid head deserves it.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: (noticed) Uh oh, sounds like Mertle is coming back up.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: Quick, into the wardrobe.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(The group quickly goes into a wardrobe and hides just as Mertle, pissed off, came backl

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Mertle: That milk is soooo expired! Grrr, maybe I will play with my dolls a bit.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(As Mertle goes into her bedroom, the five came out of the wardrobe)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Stitch: Back in bedroom.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Shadow: (V.O.) One of the trap had work. Time for three more pranks to make this episode a major ass hit.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Lilo smirks as she looks at the foam with string, glue and soap)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: I think I know what to do after Mertle's foaming friend conversion...

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Back in Myrtle's bedroom...)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Myrtle: (using mouthwash) Blech!! I'll be tasting that expired milk for hours! When Mom comes here later on, I'll tell her what happened.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(While Myrtle was busy tending to her mouth, Stitch snuck inside and fiddled with one of Myrtle's dolls and the foam-on-string for a few seconds.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Stitch: (chuckles, quietly) Myrtle's gonna get herself all dirty.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Then he zipped outside just as Myrtle turned around.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Myrtle: That should hold it for now. (walks up to the sabotaged doll, picks it up) I'll have to settle playing with you for now. (notices a string sticking out) Huh? A loose string on my doll? No matter, I'll just remove it.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(With that, she pulled on the string, and...)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Myrtle: (as she gets sprayed with foam shooting from the doll's mouth) AAAAAHHH!!!!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(The audience laughed wildly as they watched it happen.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Myrtle: (screams in anger) Ewww! I'm all covered with foam! And it's staining my clothes! (groans) I'm gonna go take a shower.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Outside the room, Stitch overheard everything and headed to the bathroom.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Stitch: Okay, girls! She's heading this way, to the shower!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: Then things are gonna get worse for Twerple! Ha ha ha ha!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: (giggles) Yeah! (to Cheese) Quick, Cheese! Switch the shampoo with the glue!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cheese: Chao!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(With that, the chao flew into Myrtle's shower with the glue in his hands. When he reached the shampoo bottle, he switched bottles before flying out of the shower.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: Good work, Cheese!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: And now, the finishing touch.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(She puts the soap down to the floor in front of the shower.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Myrtle's voice: (coming closer) I even got some foam in my hair! It's so sticky!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: (gasps) She's heading this way! Hide!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(With that, the group jumped into the bathroom closet and closed the door.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: (quietly, watching as Myrtle entered the room) That stupid bitch is gonna get it!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cheese: (likewise) Chao chao!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: (ditto) Yeah! You think your hair's sticky from the foam, Twerple? Well, it's just gonna get stickier!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Stitch: Myrtle nala kweesta!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(The group then started snickering as they watch Myrtle taking off her clothes and getting into the shower.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Mertle: (sighs) Well at least I can get all this out before I go out and do my usual stuff.

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: (whispering) You getting this Kenny?

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Kenny: (mumbling) What, you kidding? The whole world is!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(Mertle gets the glue, thinking it was shampoo, and begins to wash her hair. However, the girl suddenly find herself unable to get her hands out)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Mertle: (shocked) What the hell?!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(The audience laughs as Mertle find herself unable to get her hands free.)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Mertle: What is going on here?!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(The hosts laugh quietly from where they are at. An angry Mertle steps out of the shower, not seeing the soap...until she slips on it. The mean girl screams as she slips all over the place. Soon the audience laughs loudly as Mertle's slippy ride came to a stop as she fell right out a nearby opened window)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Mertle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(A crash is heard and a commotion is heard outside. The hosts came out and high five each other in triumph)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Stitch: Hee hee, Girls Gone Wild, Neighbors from Hell style!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: Hoo boy, she is in big trouble now!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: I know!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(The audience applauds and cheers as we see some neighbors outside yelling while Mertle's mom is scolding the embarrassed girl, naked (well the naughty parts censor out) and hands stuck in hair. The hosts return outside as they cheer)

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Lilo: (to camera) Well, folks! I hope you enjoy this first episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Cream: Yep! Join us next time when we get revenge on Pokemon bully Paul with special guest hosts Ash Ketchum and his pals! Until then...

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">Hosts: Ciao!

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18px;text-align:left;">(The audience cheers and applaud as we fade to black)